When we first met him, Simeon was seemingly mild mannered and suave, and would often calmly hide behind porno aviators or his camera. Once we got to know him he was giving us attitude, screaming out car windows at girls and acting most peculiar.

We can't help but feel partially responsible for this change in character, although it seems Simeon's inner rebel has been dying to bust out for ages. You can't stay hidden behind those lenses all your life Mr Patience!